| Absolute Wyszdom v.Video |
This is the special video edition of Absolute Wyszdom, optimized for iPods with video capabilities. If you're looking for the audio-only version, you can find the link on my website. Absolute Wyszdom is the official podcast of me, Michael "Wysz" Wyszomierski, a video geek and Mac addict. Like my blog, it has no set subject matter, but is (hopefully) funny. I cover a wide range of topics from technology to stupid jokes.
Send questions or comments about the podcast to wyszdom@mac.com. Audio (or video) files are fine, as long as you limit attachments to 10 MB and give me permission to podcast them.
Episode
Description
In-N-Out is a popular fast food restaurant on the West Coast. Each burger is made to order, and they taste really good. It's hard to describe just how good they are, because it's still fast food.
As a fellow Easterner put it, the first tim...
I originally wanted to be a "Pun," but I couldn't think of a pun of "pun." I either wanted to be that or "A Halloween Costume."...
I put my podcast on YouTube and I'm already getting messages. Now let's see some comments!
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I was watching some old episodes the other day and found myself cracking up at the ones that included The Bill. To recreate the charm of the older episodes, I flew Bill all the way out to Mountain View for Absolute Wyszdom #22. We discuss m...
I took a test and got the high score! Then, I inhale pepper, something I've wanted to do for the podcast ever since I started almost a year ago, recreating a fond childhood experience in which I did pretty much the same thing. I didn't go a...
In the words of Napoleon Dynamite, "This is pretty much the worst video ever made." I didn't even add sound effects....
On a recent vacation someone in my family asked about the "engine braking" signs, and in my explanation I casually attempted to imitate what I think it sounds like. They were surprised at how real it sounded, not knowing that I had spent tw...
After warming up the podcast again with the "Call Center" episode, I'm back with an explanation for the long break in episodes....
Evan said I needed a new episode, so Evan, here it is. I've graduated from college, so that's it with school for me, at least for a while. I recorded this using my video camera instead of the iSight, and it shut off automatically since I wa...
Someone already won the first contest in this podcast! Was it you? Watch and find out.
It's my last day of classes at Johns Hopkins before I graduate. Plus, an Absolute Wyszdom contest!
This was my final project for Experimental Video. We had to use split-screen.
When I type my name in an iTunes info field, it always tries to autofill it as "Michael Bolton." I feel like that guy in Office Space.
Anyway, Not Episode 11 is about the upcoming end of the school year. Nothing else happens....
I got an email from a pilot, which is totally awesome, and that reminded me of one of my hobbies. I like to do impressions of what it sounds like inside of a plane. I also make sound effects when I drive, but I don't think my iSight cable w...
In this episode, we have a bouncy ball that lights up and another picture of a monkey. We could have stopped there, but Wysz decided it would be awesome to keep recording until he said something interesting. After 11 minutes and 18 seconds,...
Hopefully the first dreamcast (not the Sega type) of many, I recall a recent dream about Leslie Nielsen. Oh, and about the mushrooms, I remembered later that there was a part where the ninja from the Ask a Ninja podcast showed up and shot a...
Alright, so I know "April's Fool" is a lame title. It's a free podcast so stop complaining. Anyway in this episode I talk about April Fool's day and show off an awesome piece of art that Bill drew. Enjoy April! And, enjoy, April....
Wysz went to Cabo, Bill went to work (sorta), and there's probably a Brokeback Mountain joke that can be made with the "Quit" command. This podcast was recorded while Wysz was in between classes, after driving to Baltimore on very little sl...
This is my latest video project. I always thought that if given a chance, I could eat an entire Friendly's ice cream cake in one sitting. One of the good ones... with the vanilla ice cream and chocolate cake. Unfortunately, they don't sell ...
We're borrowing the theme song from a popular late-night T.V. show for this episode which features a reading from the blog, a story about pens, and a special holiday message from Wysz....
This podcast is the premiere source for information on what to look for, how to make sure it's real, and up-to-date values for a wide range of collectibles that are still available at markets, antique shows, garage sales, estate auctions, a...
Don't worry, The Bill is back in this episode of Absolute Wyszdom. We discuss what exactly is involved in the BME (Biomedical Engineering) major at Johns Hopkins, and then move on to several readings from the blog....
This one's pretty serious, folks. I promise next time I'll do something stupid like inhale pepper. The kids will love that. Here's what we covered:
- That 2004 Show
First episode: "October"
- Interview with a Switcher (Brendan Houle)
Q: W...
Guests:
? The Bill
Features:
? Words of Wyszdom (Mac tip)
? Reading from the Blog - from the March 2003 "Thoughts" archive
? Laugh
? Road trip to Dela-where?
? From the Blog...